J: Mommy, look at that hand statue!
Me: I know, buddy. Isn't that silly to have in a front yard?
(Seriously, a giant hand statue.)
J: It's not silly, Mommy. It won't grab you.
Me: You don't think it's silly? Do you like it?
J: No, it's too handy.
J: They just said a bad word!
Me: What was it?
J: The milk is sour.