Tonight we went with all the youth and some college students to play laser tag. I thought you might like to know that your mama came in second place on her team. Victims were yelling out her name - Duce, which was supposed to be Goose - because she was so ruthless. She was a sniping fiend. And your dad, well, he was the second and then third highest scorer of everyone who played Laser Tag the whole day. Typical. I promise neither of your parents is competitive at all.